Franklin Delano Donuthead is a fifth grader with a variety of problems: For starters, his last identify is Donuthead. He considers himself handicapped as a result of one arm and leg are shorter than the other (by lower than half an inch), his mother is attempting to poison him with non-organic meals (like salami), he doesn’t have a father, and Sarah Kervick, the new lady, who’s mean and totally unhygienic, is connected to him, warts and all, like glue.
This is a hilarious and touching novel featuring a neurotic, scared boy and a tougher-than-nails girl who every assist the opposite in additional ways than they will imagine. Sue Stauffacher has crafted characters full of wit and sensitivity, with a little anti-bacterial cleaning soap thrown in for good measure.
Franklin Delano Donuthead has a problem or two --- his identify, for starters. He additionally worries always about his own well being and safety. One facet of his body is growing quicker than the other. It is less than an inch, but Franklin measures each day. He memorizes the possibilities of his dying in numerous methods --- automotive accidents, drowning, etc. --- and is on first-title terms with Gloria, the chief statistician for the National Security Department. He calls her frequently.
Franklin's issues by no means cease: he stresses over ladies and ponders the potential of his mom finding a husband. She factors out that she is hampered by his behavior of interviewing her dates and handing them medical questionnaires.
New child Sarah Kervick slouches into Franklin's ordered and hygienic world. She does not brush her hair, has a few brown enamel, and doesn't bother to put on heat clothes or masks her attitude. He hasn't known Sarah ten minutes earlier than she's socking the school bully. Franklin's trainer assigns him to assist Sarah adjust to her new school. Soon, Sarah and Franklin's mom grow to be friends, and his mother even hires Sarah to assist teach Franklin to play baseball.
Earlier than Franklin can say "please wash your arms before touching me," he is involved with "impolite, regulation-breaking and violent" Sarah. He is disgusted with this state of affairs. However, Franklin quickly discovers a hidden side to Sarah. Her dreams, talents and home life problem his opinion of her. Sarah's life makes him view his own issues in a new light.
Franklin tells his story so humorously that his self-centeredness is quirky fairly than obnoxious. The comedian tone is balanced by a few surprisingly sad moments. The conclusion, demonstrating how Franklin has changed, is hilarious but sweet.
Anybody hungry for a helping of stomach laughs plus a tender side dish of sudden friendship ought to find DONUTHEAD a tasty read.
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